Dis iz dae whey, my dude!
Hi.
I'm Mike.
I make things that probably shouldn't exist.
I'm obsessed with making ideas real. Whether that's designing apparel or sculpting ridiculous creatures to 3D print at 2:30 in the morning because one tiny idea is bothering me, I genuinely love the process.
My interests don't exactly fit in one box.
Heavy metal. Gym culture. Halloween. Sci-fi. Anime.
Old-school hot rod art. Video games. Monsters.
Terrible puns. The occasional questionable life decision that somehow becomes a product.
Those things collide inside my head like shopping carts in a parking lot, and whatever survives usually ends up on a shirt or in the palm of my hand.
Everything I create lives under one of three banners.
DEPTH METAL is for lifters who appreciate crushing weights with the same enthusiasm as crushing guitar riffs while karate chopping their favorite anime character in the jugular vein and yeeting them into outer space.
BLACKSHEEP is for the people who never really fit in and stopped trying years ago.
Hoosegow Industries is where all the strange ideas that don't belong anywhere else escape into the world via my 3D printer (usually as a keychain).
If something I made you laugh, confused you, or made you immediately say, "I need that" then I'm doing exactly what I set out to do.
Welcome to the chaos.
Brutal(ly) Honest Gym Apparel & Off Beat 3d Printed Works of Art
In the interest of understanding gym culture, I invite you to delve deep into the darkness, where you will experience the ugly truth, mind-expanding revelations and exceptional discourse from your peers (get black pilled!).
I can understand why this may not be for you – they can be some pretty outlandish images or sayings; from something you’ve never experienced or even heard of. But for a lot, it’s something we live and breathe every-single-day. Fake nattys, soy boys, thots, cabbage patch kids… their all on the line.
dress to kill
Whether your wanting to look savage AF at your local comic-con or make a statement at the gym, I will try to make your journey as enjoyable as possible, but since your frail bodies are not familiar with this form of expression, I suggest wearing only the most brutal coverings. I have designed a few you might enjoy.
(No AI generated bullsh*t either)
